My dad: You ran into a WAR! YOU WERE
BETWEEN BOTH SIDES! YOU COULD’VE
DIED! AND ALL FOR A CHEESEBURGER?
Me: Yes. And, AND! I SOLVED THE WAR!
THEY’RE AREN’T FIGHTING ANYMORE!
My dad: YOU GAVE THEM C-4
DISGUISED AS BURGERS!
Me: No, I switched them out.
My dad: Well then…where are they..?
Me: I ate them.
My dad: nO! THOSE WERE BOMBS!
Me: It’ll be fine- wait what.
My dad: BoMbSSS!
Me: Oh, this gonna be worse than when I
ate Taco Bell…
My dad: DUH.