Me: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE GODDAMNIT! I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF YOU NUMBSKULLS! I’M NOT COMING TO YOUR FUNERAL!
Me not even a minute later: Okay, I’m sorry I said all that. Need help with chores? Want me to help with anything? Okay. I’ll help. 😊
Me: Wait a second… *Realizes* Due to trauma…I have a split personality…
Me: Me: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE GODDAMNIT! I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU NUMBSKULLS! I’M NOT GOING TO ANY OF YOUR FUNERALS!
Me not even a minute later: Okay, I didn’t mean it, can I help with anything? Chores?
My family: 👁👄👁 …
Me: Wait a second… *Realizes*
Oh shit. Due to trauma…I have a split personality now…
Me: Cause of all the yelling that caused it