Me: *Stayed up all night drunk on Dr Pepper and hallucinating and needs to use the bathroom*
Also me: *Zones out for a bit and hears a knock on the door and thinking someone woke up and needs to use the bathroom, opens the door to see no one there*
My brother, my mom, my cats, crab, and my bird: *Asleep*
My dad: *At work*
Me: *Then wtf did I hear* *Who tf knocked then* *Im just gonna watch a movie* *Im lowkey scared* *Was it a murderer needing to pee* *Wtaf*
Also me: *Zones out for a bit and hears a knock on the door and thinking someone woke up and needs to use the bathroom, opens the door to see no one there*
My brother, my mom, my cats, crab, and my bird: *Asleep*
My dad: *At work*
Me: *Then wtf did I hear* *Who tf knocked then* *Im just gonna watch a movie* *Im lowkey scared* *Was it a murderer needing to pee* *Wtaf*
