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Lemme tell you about the Orks. These dumb brutes descended from the genius warlords, the Krorks. And since every faction has its own unique “power” the ork’s is pretty funny. See, the Orks are dumb. Like, really REALLY dumb. So dumb as in they use teeth as ammo and the mags don’t even siphon into the gun. It just kinda sits inside it. But they do have one funny power. If they believe something hard enough in a large group. It happens. For example, if something is red, it goes faster. Blue increases luck, yellow teeth are worth more and yellow weapons go boom. Green is da bezt culler as they call it(the best color), black is tough, and then there’s purple. Purple is stealth. Like, the Memes.com purple. Not some dark brown purple. Purple Orks are practically invisible. Here’s a picture of a purple Ork below.
Lemme tell you about the Orks. These dumb brutes descended from the genius warlords, the Krorks. And since every faction has its own unique “power” the ork’s is pretty funny. See, the Orks are dumb. Like, really REALLY dumb. So dumb as in they use teeth as ammo and the mags don’t even siphon into the gun. It just kinda sits inside it. But they do have one funny power. If they believe something hard enough in a large group. It happens. For example, if something is red, it goes faster. Blue increases luck, yellow teeth are worth more and yellow weapons go boom. Green is da bezt culler as they call it(the best color), black is tough, and then there’s purple. Purple is stealth. Like, the Memes.com purple. Not some dark brown purple. Purple Orks are practically invisible. Here’s a picture of a purple Ork below.
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    deathkorpscommander they were created by the old ones

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