I\u2019ll start, how to hide a dead body: first, pour yoghurt into all crevices to make the decay stage faster, now fill a bathtub with bleach, drag the body in there. Put a bunch of scented candles and all kinds of stuff to make the place totally not sus. Now what you wanna do is chop the body into smaller components and bury them each in the ground individually. Now, take a dog or cat and kill it. Bury the flesh and then the cat or dog on top, so if dogs sniff out the human flesh they\u2019ll see a dead animal and it won\u2019t be sus. Congrats, you\u2019ve escaped the clutches of the law. Now just don\u2019t be sus.