Waiter:hi may i take your order?
me:yes but my wife is still in the bathroom
Waiter:ok do you know what she's having?
me: she's been there for two hours so probably a number 2
waiter:*gasps*
me:yes but my wife is still in the bathroom
Waiter:ok do you know what she's having?
me: she's been there for two hours so probably a number 2
waiter:*gasps*
