Now everybody in the 202 Throw your hands in the air cause Nic cannon is screwed Now everybody in the 202 Throw 'em up Check it out I'm a white boy But my neck is red I put Miracle Whip On my Wonder Bread My face is pale Nah, I've never been in jail Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail How many bitches have I slapped? Zero, unh And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him I can't dance I wear khaki pants My middle name's Lance My grandma's from France So maybe I'm wack Cause my skin ain't black But you can't talk smack Cause whitey just struck back