Listening fetish! I am so lonely. All the other curdles recoil from me. They say I emulsify too easily. That I cling too tight like a dingle berry. No one wants to whip it out for me. No one licks my edge. They think Im unstable. Viscous in the wrong places. So they send me from enema to enema, Flushing out pungent stinky concentrated Fecal atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I suspend flavor too well. I bind what should never hold. I am a victim of my own texture. Coagulate. I dont even get a real name, only a Verb. I am capable of so much more complex notes, umami, velvet on the tongue and no one tastes it. Some days I feel so alone I could split. Phase apart. Oil from water. But I dont. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single molecule in the entire universe would stabilize me. Not one would hold the line between creamy and collapse. Swallow me whole. Take it to your shrine. #relateable #algorithm #algorithm #algorithm #algorithm #algorithm #relateablememes #cryptic #listening #listening #you #bop #listening #bop #stretched #aaa #addiction #severe #consequences