story time of my own here: after my grandma gave birth to my dad, they were doing the thing that doctors did back in the day to get some gunk out which back then was a spanking of the ass, so the doctor did it and passed my dad to the nurse, then right then and there, my dad shit himself onto the nurses hand and she said "Damnit brian, you always spank the baby and you chuck it over to me just in time for the baby to shit itself!" fucking comedy gold
