Random Person: I just don’t want to join the military because I don’t get to pick a job.
Army Recruiter: Well, we actually allow you to look at occupations available to you at any point... you can even pick one up to a week before you enlist!
Random Person:... so yea, I’m not joining because I don’t want to be infantry and in the front lines.
Army Recruiter: WE... LET... YOU... PICK... YOUR... JOB...
Random Person:... Thanks for the offer! BYE!
ARMY RECRUITER:
Army Recruiter: Well, we actually allow you to look at occupations available to you at any point... you can even pick one up to a week before you enlist!
Random Person:... so yea, I’m not joining because I don’t want to be infantry and in the front lines.
Army Recruiter: WE... LET... YOU... PICK... YOUR... JOB...
Random Person:... Thanks for the offer! BYE!
ARMY RECRUITER:
