Dear god let me have a fat bank account and a #thin body #FAT bank account and a #THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did this year.
You don\u2019t have to wait till #midnight to see my #balls drop #ball drop #happynewyear #2019 #happy2019 #happynewyear2019
#gaysofinstagram #hunk #champagne #popthecork #out #gay #comedian #outgaycomic #lgbtq #lgbtmemes #lgbtqcomics #stud #funnyman #funnymemes #funnyuncle #haha #shoot #yummy #stud #shirtlessguys #happyholidays