My mom would blame me for things on the news.. this is TRUE.I woke up one morning when I was a kid any my mom was standing over my bed and she said ‘I just heard that princess Diana and her lover Dodi Fayed have been killed in Paris!’ Like i had something to do with it. I said ‘mom I have been here all night! You can feel the TV ITS WARM’. Luckily I had a good alibi since I was in Wales AND 12
