me: hey when are you coming over :ex girlfriend umm I think tomorrow:me uh ok (the next day) hey so I- :ex girlfriend OH UMM HEY MEET MY FRIEND JOHN:me WHAT but I saw you guys kissing:ex girlfriend umm well it doesn’t what it looks like ok it was just on the cheek :me where done ok :ex girlfriend GOOD :me WHAT :ex girlfriend I WAS Cheating ON YOU WHEN I MEET HIM :when I was driving home 
