me: “Google. why were chainsaws invented?”
Google: “Two doctors invented the chainsaw in 1780 to make the removal of pelvic bone easier and less time consuming during child birth.”
me: “.....Google when was anesthesia invented?”
Google, in an aggressively bold font: “OCTOBER 16, 1846”
me
Barry_the_shrek Good thing the chainsaw wasn’t full size
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