With my 10,000+ injuries per day, heath and life insurance both seem to be the most rewarding purchases. Actually, now that I think about it, I have more scars on one of my hands alone then the amount of years I\u2019ve lived.

It’s a shame that some people will never know the feeling of slamming your head on a table both when reaching down to grab something, and when coming back up afterwards.
It’s a shame that some people will never know the feeling of slamming your head on a table both when reaching down to grab something, and when coming back up afterwards.

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