hem: Damian you just won Megabucks what you gonna do next?
Me: play tame the trouser snake…
Them: Damian so did you want to buy this house?
Me: hold up… goes into bathroom takes pants off and jacket
Her: I’m pregnant what you wanna do?
Me: Jack off…
Why does Damian always masturbate in serious critical times you ask?
Me (Damian): a wise man always and only makes great and big life decisions after that
Nut, post-nut clarity is no laughing matter and nothing to fucks with. Go into every situation clear minded and level headed I jacked off 10 min before this in the porta potty.
Me: play tame the trouser snake…
Them: Damian so did you want to buy this house?
Me: hold up… goes into bathroom takes pants off and jacket
Her: I’m pregnant what you wanna do?
Me: Jack off…
Why does Damian always masturbate in serious critical times you ask?
Me (Damian): a wise man always and only makes great and big life decisions after that
Nut, post-nut clarity is no laughing matter and nothing to fucks with. Go into every situation clear minded and level headed I jacked off 10 min before this in the porta potty.
