Dad: Son buys soft drink for father
Child:Coca or Pepsi.
Dad:Coca...
Child: Normal or Low sugar
Dad: Normal
Child: Bottle or Can
Dad: Bottle.

Dad:F***...... You can just buy me some water....
Child:Mineral water or pure?
Dad:Mineral water...
Child: Light or sweet mineral water?
Dad:I'll hit you with broom now....
Child: Broom or Feather broom?
Dad: ANIMAL BOY!😡
Child: Cow or Pig?
Dad: GET OUT NOW
Child:Now or tomorrow?
Dad:Now.
Child: You don't want to see me anymore?
Dad: I KILL YOU😠💢💢 Child :With a gun or a knife?
Dad:Shoot you dead with a gun
Child :Shoot in the head or in the stomach?
Dad :VERMIN!!😠😡
Child :Cockroaches or worms?
Dad :You......@$%#$^%& : 800ml or 1.5 liters Child