Co worker: There’s money missing from the cash register. Did you steal it?
Me: No, of course not.
Co worker: First off, yes you did. And second, since they didn’t catch you, I’m gonna steal some too. It’s our secret.
Me: No, of course not.
Co worker: First off, yes you did. And second, since they didn’t catch you, I’m gonna steal some too. It’s our secret.
