this is either the greatest mashup in drink history or the closest to a warcrime a drink can be. it's called pilk. pepsi and milk combined. i love it, you might like it, but most of you hate it. this drink will either be the main piece at your wedding, or the cause of your divorce. either way, it'll taste like a pepsi float!here's how to make it: pour milk first, then the pepsi, and then you mix it by stirring with a spoon for around 15-30 seconds. you should start out with a 1:1 milk to pepsi ratio (equal amounts of each) and try different amounts of each as you make more pilk. for example, i like a 60/40 milk to pepsi ratio best. TIPS FOR THE MILK: 1: whole milk, 2% milk, and 5% milk are all good milks for pilking, but you should try your first pilk with whole milk as it's more neutral. 2% and 5% add a certain flavor to the whole thing that not all pilkers like. 2: NEVER use milk with cream in it, as the cream will react with the pepsi and make a residue on the cup that's hard to clean. 3: chocolate milk isn't off limits, but it's so much better to mix some chocolate syrup with it to get the amount you want. just add a small drizzle, stir a bit extra, and you'll have yourself a chocolate pilk! TIPS FOR THE PEPSI: 1: NEVER use the diet or zero sugar versions of pepsi because, like with the cream milk, it makes a residue that's hard to clean. 2: the only other flavor of pepsi that works in pilk is cherry pepsi, but if you don't like cherry pepsi, don't try cherry pilk. BONUS: THE INSANE MAN'S MARGARITA FLOAT: if you want some pilk with an extra hit, you should try this cocktail! here's how you make it: first, take 1-2 scoops of vanilla ice cream and melt it for 30-45 seconds in a microwave. while you're doing that, get some pepsi, some whole milk, and some soju. regular soju is best in my opinion, but you can try a fruity flavor like peach or mango if you want to experiment. first, put the pepsi and milk in a 3:1 pepsi-milk ratio, then pour in some soju. pour it in a 2:1 pepsi-soju ratio (half as much soju as pepsi) Once you've added the soju, you can add the ice cream and enjoy! don't get too drunk though, as soju is an alcoholic drink! #thecheese