Let's hear it! #funnytexts

  • Liv_pnw avatar

    Liv_pnw My parents saying I’m getting braces

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  • WeirdDinosaur.com avatar

    WeirdDinosaur.com Once I was sleeping then heard some one screaming at their child that they gonna stick them in a pickle if they don’t go guard the door all night o-o

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    AnimalFacts I overheard my cousin telling his girlfriend about sex and pregnancy I was like: WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON IN HERE And Josh said: None of your business so f*ck off And his girlfriend said “Heeeeelp” And I said WHAT THE F*CK MAN! And he threw me out and locked doors

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  • memetothememe avatar

    memetothememe Eating

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  • funnygirl08 avatar

    funnygirl08 My aunt and mom talking bout sexting periods and the fact I liked my dad and he head butted everything same sentence believe it or not

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  • ACIDUXXXXXX avatar

    ACIDUXXXXXX That someone’s mom had and affair and that her “dad” wasn’t her real dad and he didn’t know,the girl and the mom just laughed bout it (I heard this and I was like THis IS SO FUCkEd Up )

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    meme_me124 I heard dat someone’s parents were teaching here were baby’s come from me:👌🏾my friends:👅🥵🍆

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  • imshrecksbiggestfan avatar

    imshrecksbiggestfan I’ve heard i mum explain to her daughter what a gang band was oh it was hilarious

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  • xXtogahimikoXx avatar

    xXtogahimikoXx A woman about 40 or 50 telling her son not to copy so called “Gang signs” pointed to a woman my aunt looks after with... she’s deaf it was fucking sign language

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  • miss_perfect avatar

    miss_perfect Once I was at at a ice cream shop and these girls were fighting about boys and started pulling hair swearing and kicking. It was crazy yet awesome

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  • avaem4life avatar

    avaem4life Oh well...

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  • Red_Arrow avatar

    Red_Arrow Did you know at a park Steven got fired but he was good. Earl got fired to because their boss Eric didn’t like him. In my defense they spoke loudly

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  • boomertings avatar

    boomertings This grown man said to my friend “you gonna be twerking that big booty one day” 😂😂😂

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  • dr_scrubs avatar

    dr_scrubs I Heard someone say you smell like the ground

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