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You Flip-Flop Guys wish this was your Truck. #overtheroad

I mean. They can't be THAT good. #overtheroad #mcdonalds

Class A Retards #overtheroad #swiftdriver


#dailydoseoftugs "I like that bit about Better Looking."

#dailydoseoftugs "Now, We don't sit around our Breakers yard watching our Staff turn old boats into Scrap, Do We Mr. Blair?" "Always on the lookout for whos next to go. Thats our buisness, And O.J's Top of the List!"

#dailydoseoftugs Even tho this is old News, The Top Hat model and the OG Sally Seaplane model have been found and will be displayed sometime in April.

TUGSFan is back
![Add a caption...Scene 01: Opening Scene
[Open to Ten Cents, Zip, and Zug pulling down old dock buildings.]
Narrator (told from Captain Star's POV)
When they were rebuilding the old docks in Bigg City Port, the Star Tugs and the Z-Stacks were in great demand. Pulling down derelict buildings. Laying foundations of barge loads of stone.
[Scene cuts to Warrior at the Rock Quarry waiting for his barge to be loaded]
Now, for this job I had to use my stronger tugs (so I took Warrior off garbage work to help Big Mac with the rock deliveries).
QUARRY MASTER
Yeah (Warrior)! What a promotion! Glad to see you off of garbage detail!
WARRIOR
Thanks! Big Mac and me will make a great team! We’ll shift this lot quicker than the Z-Stacks!
QUARRY MASTER
Oh, I don’t doubt it (Warrior)! But no accidents, eh? Give Big Mac a break.
WARRIOR
Me? I won’t have no accidents (promise)! [He sets off with his barge.]
QUARRY MASTER
Right, well good luck then (Warrior)! And remember, be careful!
[Warrior’s barge bumps into him.]
WARRIOR
What? Whoops! ‘Course I’m careful!
QUARRY MASTER
I hope that isn’t a bad start to the day (for ya (you))!
WARRIOR
I’ll do me best Guv'nor!
[He leaves the quarry.]
No damage done. Right. Full speed ahead! I’ll be back for another load before the Z-Stacks know what’s hit them. [Comes across the shrimpers] Clumsy, I used to be, but…
SHRIMPERS
[blow their horns] Hey, watch where you’re going!
[They dart out of the way as Warrior cuts across them.]
WARRIOR
Sorry. It’s you that should look where you’re going! I’m in a hurry!
SHRIMPERS
Going?! Us?! But we’re always here! We’re shrimping (Warrior)!
WARRIOR
Can't stop to argue who's fault it was.
Scene 02: Izzy and Warrior
[He sees Izzy Gomez sleeping in the estuary.]
WARRIOR
Hey, there’s Izzy! What a bonus if I can tow him in as well.
[He pulls up alongside Izzy.]
Ahoy! Izzy Gomez! Wake up!
IZZY GOMEZ
¡¿Sí?! (Yes/Yeah/Yep?!) What time is it?! Oh (Warrior), it’s you.
WARRIOR
Want a tow? I’ll give you a good price.
IZZY GOMEZ
Ay-ay-ay. You wake me up to tell me funny jokes, eh?
WARRIOR
It’s no joke. I’ll give you a special rate. Say, 100?
IZZY GOMEZ
Not even for 10, gringo. Now you wake me so early, I have all this dayli…](https://cdn.memes.com/up/60581881690924004/it/1736889427847.jpg)
Add a caption...Scene 01: Opening Scene [Open to Ten Cents, Zip, and Zug pulling down old dock buildings.] Narrator (told from Captain Star's POV) When they were rebuilding the old docks in Bigg City Port, the Star Tugs and the Z-Stacks were in great demand. Pulling down derelict buildings. Laying foundations of barge loads of stone. [Scene cuts to Warrior at the Rock Quarry waiting for his barge to be loaded] Now, for this job I had to use my stronger tugs (so I took Warrior off garbage work to help Big Mac with the rock deliveries). QUARRY MASTER Yeah (Warrior)! What a promotion! Glad to see you off of garbage detail! WARRIOR Thanks! Big Mac and me will make a great team! We’ll shift this lot quicker than the Z-Stacks! QUARRY MASTER Oh, I don’t doubt it (Warrior)! But no accidents, eh? Give Big Mac a break. WARRIOR Me? I won’t have no accidents (promise)! [He sets off with his barge.] QUARRY MASTER Right, well good luck then (Warrior)! And remember, be careful! [Warrior’s barge bumps into him.] WARRIOR What? Whoops! ‘Course I’m careful! QUARRY MASTER I hope that isn’t a bad start to the day (for ya (you))! WARRIOR I’ll do me best Guv'nor! [He leaves the quarry.] No damage done. Right. Full speed ahead! I’ll be back for another load before the Z-Stacks know what’s hit them. [Comes across the shrimpers] Clumsy, I used to be, but… SHRIMPERS [blow their horns] Hey, watch where you’re going! [They dart out of the way as Warrior cuts across them.] WARRIOR Sorry. It’s you that should look where you’re going! I’m in a hurry! SHRIMPERS Going?! Us?! But we’re always here! We’re shrimping (Warrior)! WARRIOR Can't stop to argue who's fault it was. Scene 02: Izzy and Warrior [He sees Izzy Gomez sleeping in the estuary.] WARRIOR Hey, there’s Izzy! What a bonus if I can tow him in as well. [He pulls up alongside Izzy.] Ahoy! Izzy Gomez! Wake up! IZZY GOMEZ ¡¿Sí?! (Yes/Yeah/Yep?!) What time is it?! Oh (Warrior), it’s you. WARRIOR Want a tow? I’ll give you a good price. IZZY GOMEZ Ay-ay-ay. You wake me up to tell me funny jokes, eh? WARRIOR It’s no joke. I’ll give you a special rate. Say, 100? IZZY GOMEZ Not even for 10, gringo. Now you wake me so early, I have all this dayli…

TOMY prices these days 💀 #thomasthetankengine Edit: The best offer is 175$ 💀💀💀
