All of your favorite things! How did you know that you wanted all of this!? You're the best one but of course you already knew that because you are you and you're talking to yourself. @4ever_nonplussed

Valentine's Day plan:

1. Breakfast in bed

2. Chocolates

3. Watch movie 

4. Dinner for two. 

5. Dessert

6. No regrets.

7. Still no regrets. 

@memazos.pa.memos

Your boo just gets you and loves you for the complete hot mess that you are. @fatherrobot

Next time you'll use garlic instead because onion is a total ass. @epileptic_human0904

Not sharing your popcorn with anyone is a Valentine's Day miracle. @ppskillet

You think that you had the Valentine's Day ever. Wait until we raid the candy aisle tomorrow and come out like kings. @meme.eria

Yes! You are. Take that Valentine's Day and own it, whether you hang with your single friends or your boring significant other. Wait, did we say that? @quizzowithkasia

The shade of it all. Send this to your favorite ice queen this Valentine's Day. @RunWith_Me_

Sick of being alone on Valentine's Day? Are you craving the feeling of human touch? Go get a massage and there you go! @SmolManSyndrome

Hand over this chocolate right now and no one gets hurt. @the_mad_sasser

See? Turn that frown upside down. Being alone means you don't have to share food, you can sleep without someone snoring in your ear and you can eat whatever you want in the middle of the night without anyone judging you. You win! @salty.tangerine

OKAY!! WE HEAR YOU. You're spending way too much on dinner and posting pictures of how happy you are in your relationship. Cool. Bye. @jennifer_lauren88

Netflix is the most available, comforting and accommodating Valentine you will ever ever have. @MCSquareNot

We love eating pizza rolls but we don't love eating too much pizza and getting pizza rolls. You hear? @memes.101_._

Just when you were feeling like everyone has a Valentine's date you realize that everyone and everyTHING has a Valentine's date. @thebridgedallas

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