Being a human is hard. Every now and then we do a little bit of hard work, and then we deserve a break. Going to the gym, in fact, is hard work. So why not make the actual process of going to the gym as easy as possible? The workout only starts the second that you enter those doors. Not a single moment before, nor a single moment after. That would just be ridiculous.
The people behind this obviously didn't know how to work Google Translate. Guys, pretty much all you do is enter the word into the little box. Did you accidentally use Siri and just ask her what Spanish is over and over again?
Honestly, this kid isn't lazy at all. This kid is our future. This solution for tired arms that he made is actually quite genius. Does he have a patent pending on this? He should probably get that going before someone steals his idea. Like us right now.
You know what's not part of a nutritional breakfast? Little apple stickers. This person was being smart. They didn't want to litter with the sticker, they didn't want to eat it. This was the only option that they had, really.
Remember bendy straws? Those were so fun as kids. Why don't they make those for adults? This will have to do. At least we can drink our drinks without having to move from bed. That's the next best thing.
Being a parent requires so much out of you, day in and day out. Can we really blame this guy for wanting to take a load off his feet? Again, this actually might be one of the smarter things we've seen, not the laziest.
It's possible we've done this. Alright, we've done this. You're happy and content after a good meal. Then the check comes. Do you want to do math? No, you don't want to do math, basically ever, so this is what happens instead.
Order us a pair. Take our money. This is laziness, but it's also pure genius. Getting to read a book and not having to move our heads? This solves an age old problem that we've had to deal with for centuries.
It doesn't matter if it's in the box, right? That good ol' doorstop there is doing its job. It was the person here that didn't do their job. After all, getting some scissors out actually sounds like a lot of work. No thanks.
If they call it fast food, why does she have to bring a chair? Maybe they're actually a slow food restaurant? Now, our question is, does she bring that chair with her wherever she goes? It might be a good idea for the DMV.
It's the thought that counts, really, so whoever has this special cake waiting for them should be happy. Right? Even if the thought is barely a thought at all and more like a half formed blip in the back of their heads.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. But this clock is actually never right because these people were too lazy to figure out how to set it back. Now we have to do math, and don't have a working clock.