I thought panthers had whiskers, not mutton chops!
Most babies, when delivered, come out covered in placenta and fluids, but this one's face came shrink-wrapped!
They came in first at the FAIL Olympics!
I like how the tattoo artist really captured her awkwardly oblong skull structure.
Jesus had his nose AND lip pierced? And they say Jesus wasn't a hipster...
Most people have freckles. This guy IS a freckle.
When they said she looks like her grandmother - they weren't kidding around. A baby that looks like that comes with it's own AARP card.
This joker doesn't look menacing, he looks like he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance.