This is less of a criticism of Ashley and more of a stinging indictment of the U.S. Postal Service.
If Nugget is a crier now, wait until he sees what Miley's been up to lately.
We don't think Liz is a Sicko for finding Michael Moore hot. If it weren't for his muckraking, she might not have the healthcare requirements to get her cankle surgery.
We hope fact No. 2 is not a direct response to fact No. 1.
What's the process for getting a metrosexual license? Do you take a written test? Are there long, impeccably groomed lines you have to wait in? Are there David Beckham-hosted training videos?
"Must wear clean socks at all times is less of a fun fact and more of a normal thing adult humans do. Maybe Johnny's break-up had less to do with "stank-ass breath" and more to do with "boring-ass personality."
A mom has seen him naked, he made out in front of his dad and his nickname is "Junior." Is Sigmund Freud on the Next bus too, or do we need to fly him in?
We hope fact No. 3 is not a direct response to fact No. 2.
We hope he didn't take his former beau to his place of work. There's no way blooming onions are good on the digestive system.
If his high-school class found out about fact No. 3, we think there might be a recall election.
Maybe a guy known as "The Sultan of Sweat" shouldn't be so judgmental of other people's bodily functions.
What happened when she was 6? Did she think her house was a goat? Maybe she should change her nickname from "Hippie" to "Arson-ie."
The only way his braces could be a chick magnet is if the chicks were made of metal and literally magnetically attracted.