When you're sad, cheering up isn't about what you eat ice cream, but how.

eksyneet

The most painful part of this are all the strangers plunging spoons into his inner thigh.

cal-nomen-official

When ice cream is denied to you, use your brain to make it available.

WorstUseOfMyTime

That's some absolute A+ detective work there, Pikachu.

homosexual-shrek

This would be amazing since it'd completely eliminate secondhand smoke.

UnoriginalNaem

You can't have a meme piece without SpongeBob, although this is more horrifying than we anticipated.

TemplateProvider

It's an accurate depiction, which is sometimes the most hurtful type of depiction there is.

Assassin_Scaramouche

No, because we wouldn't do that to ice cream, so just eat it the way the good lord intended it.

Emkwell

Great, now all you need is a hamburger-flavored ice cream and make a sandwich-flavored ice cream sandwich.

Tylo_Ren23

It almost makes us want to remove all our real teeth and wear dentures just to get that ice cream in us quicker.

Luigi0328

Shhh, no one tell them that sugar alcohol won't get you lit.

SpaZe_

Why do they even advertise it on the menu if it's never available?

Shoes_brews_and_ooze

Cotton candy and Mountain Dew is the perfect overly sugary combo for when you try to remove your real teeth to replace them with dentures.

The_Dairy_Dream

This is like finding a four-leaf clover under a lucky rabbit's foot under a winning lottery ticket.

NH-2B375

The memes have spread to the ice cream itself, and we're not sure how we feel about it.

esteejay