You know, it’s one thing when you see someone with a great head of hair. You might call that person a bastard behind their back. You might even dare to befriend that person so you can get all the details on the shampoos they use. This way, you too can get a great head of hair. Sure, fine, whatever. But, when that gorgeous head of hair is owned by a horse, when dark long tresses are flowing, and not from a human being, then you have every right to think that there is no justice in this world. Brace yourself, because you are about to meet a horse who has better hair than you do.
Fredrik is his name. Well, actually, it’s not just Fredrik — it’s Fredrik The Great. I know, puke — you can just feel the hate building up already. It’s not an official title, but this horse has been called the most handsome horse in the world.
And, well, it’s easy to see why. Look at him. First off, the hair. It looks like he stole that hair from a mermaid or a Kardashian. Did this horse get extensions? Is he taking vitamin B capsules or something? What’s his secret?
There’s also his build. Let me just say this — I have never been sexually attracted to animals. I’m not judging anyone who is, it’s just not my thing. Having said this, this horse oozes sex, doesn’t he? As weird as I feel while writing this, I’m going to have to say it — this horse is sexy.
So yeh, men out there, watch out. Fredrik The Great may be a horse but he’s so much more than a horse. This majestic creature has better hair than you and a better build than you. I told you, there’s no justice in this world.
Oh, but it gets worse. This horse has a gentle nature. That means that despite his stunning head of hair and regardless of how strong he is, he has a sensitive soul. Come on, what more could a woman want?
All of these qualities have made Fredrik a “highly prized stallion.” Living in the United States, this horse has fans all over the world. He even has a Facebook page with over 70K followers following his every move.
Fredrik comes from a rare breed. He is a “rare Friesian horse” and he lives in the Ozark Mountains, in Arkansas. Yes, he’s a free spirit and loves the outdoors despite being active on social media. And yet, although he lives away from the chaos of the city, this horse is pursued by many.
His owner, Stacy Nazario, knows she has a special creature on her hands. “People fly in from all over that want to just be with him,” Nazario explained. “Once you see him in person, once you meet him, it takes on a whole new relationship with Fredrik.” Look at that, he’s lovable too. God, this one’s just perfect, isn’t he?
That fairy tale-like mane, for instance, takes a while to perfect. Basically, blow drying your own hair is easier than taking care of Fredrik’s mane. “It usually takes about three hours,” Nazario explained. “To wash his mane, to condition his mane, to dry his mane.”
Clearly, it’s worth it. People have been writing poetry about Fredrik’s hair. Like this fan who wrote, “That hair! It’s like someone crossed a horse with the hunky lead from a romance novel.” It’s like I’m reading Keats all over again.
“Frederik, you are the most beautiful horse that I have ever seen. Only God could have created such artistry. Breathtaking & magnificent,” another person wrote. “There will NEVER be a more majestic, handsome, sexy horse on the face of the earth. Never, ever. I wish I could just touch and ‘smell’ him just once,” wrote another fan.