Beers are always overpriced at stadiums, so we don't blame this guy for trying to sneak in a couple of cold ones into this Turkish soccer game. But he could have been a little smoother about it.
It's pretty obvious this guy is hiding something, considering he's wearing a jacket and scarf while the others are wearing t-shirts.
"Those aren't mine. I was just holding them for a friend. Several friends."
But wait. There's more.
Is that 15 beers in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it is 15 beers in your pocket. Never mind.
You don't want to see where they're going to search next.
At least he brought enough to share. We hope.
This guy isn't the only person to attempt some sneaky alcohol smuggling. Here are a few other examples of clever ways to hide your drinks. Bud Light in a colostomy bag? Terrific!
Booze hair, don't care.
It won't protect you from sunburn, but it will protect you from sobriety.
The boob flask. Because ladies like to save money on booze at the ballgame too.
Security guards will leave these babies alone.