Ah yes, your wedding day. If you’re the bride it’s YOUR DAY and everything HAS TO BE PERFECT. Hey, we get it. Weddings are expensive and you want to do it once and do it right the first time. But sometimes things are out of your control....whether it’s your day or not. Sorry but it's true and you may just have to give up control and let it go even if it is your "special day".
Meet Hollee Lynnear-Kolenda Darnell. She can tell you all about how weddings can go wrong. Like when you’re the bride and you faint and then you puke and then your nephew poops down your dress. Yup. True story.
This unfortunate bride shared video on her TikTok page of herself FAINTING onto her groom during their vows. Want to hear the whole story? Good because we are going to give it to you.
Hollee Lynnea-Kolenda Darnell recently tied the knot with her husband, Jackson, during an outdoor ceremony in Florida. We should have known Florida would be involved in this somehow. Where there is a disaster, there is Florida.
The day started out perfectly, but things started to take a turn when she suddenly got sick and began to lose consciousness while the pastor was reading them their vows. Is this is a sign?
“I kept trying to tell my husband I didn’t feel good and he thought I was joking,” Darnell, 23, wrote on her TikTok video of the whole incident.
In the crazy clip which has now been seen by more than 7.2 million viewers, you'll see her start to wobble and then grabs her soon-to-be hubby as he escorts her to the side.
“Are you OK?,” Jackson asked after he and the pastor caught Darnell’s fall and began fanning her face. She shook her head “no,” then stumbled over to the railing of the gazebo, where she began heaving. High fives! We are off to a good start.
In a different video posted after her tying-the-knot catastrophe clip, she explained why she fainted: “I was super dehydrated, and I hadn’t drank or ate anything all day.”
She also said that she’s prone to passing out and was diagnosed with low blood pressure and low iron. Looks like someone forgot to take her supplements ON THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF HER LIFE.
And unfortunately for Darnell, that wasn’t the only incident involving a bodily fluid on her wedding day. Kids are so cute, aren't they? Well... keep reading.
This is where the poop came into play. “After I passed out … My sister had a fan on my baby nephew, so she came over to me to put that fan on me, and as she was holding my nephew he starts pooping,” she said. “And the poop goes down her arm and onto my dress.” Cool!
The newly-married couple had planned to hop a plane to honeymoon in New York City with Jackson right after their ceremony and they were miraculously able to get her dress dry cleaned in time for her flight to the Big Apple.
They were able to take these wedding pictures on the Brooklyn Bridge with no poop in sight. Seems like a happy ending to us!
After the chaotic wedding she was able to look on the bright side. “Now I have a story to tell at my nephew’s wedding someday.” We are sure he can't wait for that!