Ah yes, your wedding day. If you’re the bride it’s YOUR DAY and everything HAS TO BE PERFECT. Hey, we get it. Weddings are expensive and you want to do it once and do it right the first time. But sometimes things are out of your control....whether it’s your day or not. Sorry but it's true and you may just have to give up control and let it go even if it is your "special day".
Meet Hollee Lynnear-Kolenda Darnell. She can tell you all about how weddings can go wrong. Like when you’re the bride and you faint and then you puke and then your nephew poops down your dress. Yup. True story.
Hollee Lynnea-Kolenda Darnell recently tied the knot with her husband, Jackson, during an outdoor ceremony in Florida. We should have known Florida would be involved in this somehow. Where there is a disaster, there is Florida.
“Are you OK?,” Jackson asked after he and the pastor caught Darnell’s fall and began fanning her face. She shook her head “no,” then stumbled over to the railing of the gazebo, where she began heaving. High fives! We are off to a good start.
This is where the poop came into play. “After I passed out … My sister had a fan on my baby nephew, so she came over to me to put that fan on me, and as she was holding my nephew he starts pooping,” she said. “And the poop goes down her arm and onto my dress.” Cool!
The newly-married couple had planned to hop a plane to honeymoon in New York City with Jackson right after their ceremony and they were miraculously able to get her dress dry cleaned in time for her flight to the Big Apple.