"I was reading a book to pre-schoolers about food webs which included a part about a hawk eating a chicken. One little girl told her friend that she liked to eat chicken, but not the 'animal kind' just the 'food kind.'" – Sexdrugswine89
She probably meant that she doesn't go around to farms and eat chickens while they're still alive. Which is probably a good thing.
"A class of 4th graders were making paper cranes in class and one student was not pleased with the outcome of his crane and said, 'This is going to be my Valentine's Day present to the trash can.'" – LionHeartVIII
And that kid and the trash can wound up going steady for four years.
"Was teaching some 5-year-olds about the difference between living and non-living things. So these two kids are having a debate about whether trees are alive or not. One says 'They're not alive, they can't even move!', and the other one comes back with 'Of course they can move! Where do you think the wind comes from? The trees make it by waving their branches.' – mmminteresting
So if it's a very windy day, that means the trees have been drinking a ton of caffeine.