Speed limbo contests became all the rage in the early '90s. It was a very short-lived fad, for obvious reasons.
"You'll have to excuse our copier. We're still potty training it."
This is life telling you to eat a salad.
This photo puts the "ouch" in "couch."
"Yes, I dabble in abstract expressionism. Baby formula is my paint. Mommy's sweater is my canvas."
Now he has an excuse to finally do the laundry he's been putting off for months.
Her friends were always pranking her, but not anymore. This was the last straw.
We'd be sad too if we had to take the subway to our wedding.
This is what happens when the Fantastic Four let the Human Torch drive.
What's even worse is that he's actually holding the ticket upside down.
What's the problem? He got the door open.
"I told you we should have taken the elevator."
Even at 163 pounds, he was deemed too small and had to be thrown back into the water.
Maybe he's just stretching. Please just be stretching.
On the bright side, his floor will be so clean he could eat off of it.
"Reading off of my brightly-lit computer screen can be tough. That's why I always keep a candle nearby."
"How many points do I get for hitting his shin? If I get one in the other shin too, does it count as double?"
That's when you grab a straw from a Capri Sun, slam it into the yogurt and drink it like it's the thickest milkshake ever made.
"You know, I've been working here for 23 years, and let me tell you something: It ain't all it's cracked up to be."