Another point for Florida! Maybe they had one too many drinks around in the world in Epcot before they blew it with this sign. Major fail but it seems up to code for Florida if you ask me. Sorry Florida, but you know it's true.
Um, can somebody please get in touch with the fairy godmother? I think there has been a mistake and we need her to work her bippity boppity boo magic. Hey Princess, don't sweat it. We are sure that the prince will be into this sort of thing. He has a foot fetish, maybe he has a thing for long neck,s too.
Look, I am not a genius, but I am pretty sure that a squirrel is not a bird. Don't quote me on that because I could be wrong. I just feel like we would know by now if a squirrel was a bird, right? SOMEONE PLEASE CONFIRM. Oh hell, I'll just Google it.
It's not a mistake, it's a riddle. When you get down to the source of sweet and sour sauce, you'll find the sweet and sour source. I think that is what they meant. Anyone else want to take a stab at it?
Maybe at Taco Bell, they talk in code. So before they even come in for an "Enter View" (wink,wink) they are tested on their code skills. It's pretty sneaky if you ask me but no one asked me to come to the Enter View so therefore my opinion doesn't matter.
While this is the perfect size for someone in a wheelchair, I am not sure what the point of this spot is. I have a solution! Why don't you move it one spot over to the right so people can actually park in it? It's just a suggestion!
Big News! The world's first amphibious pitcher makes their major league debut. Most amphibians don't even have thumbs, let alone know how to pitch. Evolution is wild, man. Wild! I'm glad we all got to witness this phenomenon in our lifetime.
See, this isn't exactly how recycling works. This is more like a scam. If you are going to go this far with the signs and the faux garbage can, you may as well go all the way! Can we file a complaint? This garbage can is not up to code!
Why would you ever rest your book on the grass when you can rest it on the camper mat? You need to sit on the dirty floor, but your book deserves the best. Brought to you by Dick's Sporting Goods. You sit on the uncomfortable floor while your book lives in luxury. Your book deserves it!
This is a sick trick. Which one do you follow? The picture or the sign? It's hurting my brain! I think I would just hold it in. But what if you had to go really really bad? It just isn't right. I'm writing a letter.
I sure hope that this wasn't at some sort of hospital or health care facility, because this looks like a blood bath. They meant well, but damn this looks grim. No one will ever look at this fountain the same way ever again. This is going to give me nightmares.
What is the problem with this one? OHHHHHHHH "God is NOW HERE." I get it. I get it. Sorry, I just figured they hired some atheist to make the sign and it made perfect sense to me. But no, this is not the case.