When you are a broke college student, you have to get creative! @Wallace_Nganga
And even though your fake ID was from someone who looked like they were a completely different species, it still worked! @deaandralynn
When you surround yourself with crazy animals, how the hell are you supposed to NOT drink. It's their fault, right? @chainsawlovers
Hey, at least you didn't drink and drive. You'll figure out the rest. Maybe. @alcoholics.exe
And every year that passes, the hangovers just keep getting worse and worse and worse. @dailyalcoholic
I AM helping her. Maybe if she sees enough of these photos, she will stop acting like such a pretty mess. @memecesco
Can the driver charge her for the mess? Just something to think about. @neds.mom
Some majored in Communications or Business. You majored in giving health and wellness to girls in the bar bathroom. @not.old.memes
And just like that... the party is over. Until you get back to the dorm. @vodka.andbadjokes
When you are younger, you can pretty much consume as much as you want. Now? Not so much. @alcohol.memes
If this tastes like juice, what does tequila taste like? @toocute_84
Must have Bagel Bites. Must have an entire box of Bagel Bites NOW! @the.meme.banditt
We all have that friend that puts the "Animal" in "Party Animal." @comedycalendar