He said he didn't like roller coasters and you made him go on it anyway. "It'll be fun," you said. Well, he's about to ralph all over you guys, and you deserve it for making him go on the ride in the first place.
Nothing like your kid puking into a bag to get this party started! Pass the chips and let's roll these windows down! Actually yes, please roll them down because it's starting to smell really bad in here.
This is something everyone thinks they are going to do at some point in their life. When we pump gas, we double and triple check to make sure that we don't drive away with the nozzle in. This person actually did it. What a legend!
The kids wanted S'mores. They begged and begged until they got what they wanted. They got their S'mores alright. They also got sticky fingers which turned into sticky hair and face and table and doors and pretty much sticky everything.
Hey honey, take a picture. This way we can show him when he is older what a jerk he was when he was little. This is why when you have kids you can no longer do anything and can no longer have nice things. It's worth it though, right? RIGHT?!
Do you have to go to the bathroom? Not anymore you don't. Well, it looks like no one is going to go to the bathroom for the rest of the trip or the rest of their lives. I hope they are good at holding it in.
Ah, yes! Taking a family vacation means everyone sleeps in one room. That means dad snores while the baby cries. No one else gets to sleep, and then everyone is exhausted the next day. Don't go on a family vacation unless you pack a lot of ear plugs. Trust me.
If you bring your baby on a plane, everyone is going to hate you. Before that baby even makes a peep, people are already cursing the day you both were born. It's inevitable and it just comes with the job of being a parent. Welcome to vacationing with the family, and good luck!