You may be spending $800 a night on a hotel room but that doesn't mean that the glass you are drinking out of is going to be clean, does it? It doesn't matter if you chose a 5-star hotel or not. Hotels have bed bugs, suicides, entitled a-holes and mistresses galore. WARNING: Do not read these posts if you enjoy spending money on vacations and/or if you ever want to sleep in a hotel bed again.