The internet is amazing for many reasons, and it can be both the absolute best and the worst at the same time. Anyone with access to the internet can get all up in the web and post whatever wonderful or horrifying thing they want. Lucky for you, we’re focusing on the horrifying things! A lot of messed up things happened in the world in 2017, and a lot of messed up stuff also happened online in 2017.
Take this nipple piercing from hell, for instance. I CANNOT UNSEE THIS. I am sorry for starting off so strong, but when you see something this horrible, you need to show it to other people so that you’re not alone. There are 14 more images just as disturbing as this one on the way, so buckle up.
“Hey, you know what I bet no one has ever done? Put pancake mix in a condom!” And shocker, it didn’t work and turned out disgusting and scarring. Way to ruin my favorite breakfast food, man. You can watch the whole disastrous video here.
Hey, maybe someone made this as a joke. Maybe it’s just a silly, attention-getting gag and no one actually makes use of it during furry orgies. If we hope and pray hard enough, maybe this will go away and we'll forget we ever saw it.
5. This Man Who Makes Some Strong Arguments For Dating Him
The traditional dating sites didn’t really “get” this guy’s vibe, so he took matters into his own hands. If you’re a woman 26 or younger who lives in the Spokane area, apparently he’s buying you dinner tonight. Score!
6. This Man Who Does Not Know How to Go To The Bathroom
Or maybe he knows exactly the proper way to use the toilet and just wanted to cause a stir on the internet! Wow, touché, sir. You got us. Just please tell us you jumped in the shower right away after taking this shot.
These two hands do NOT go together like peanut butter and jelly. This picture looks like it’d be featured in the unsettling/horror section of a modern art museum. This is not romantic. It's disgusting.
Just because you deserve a break. People hate on Guy Fieri a lot for some reason, but he seems like a pretty good dad. I’m pretty sure they’re all making dinner together in this picture. Most likely gourmet grilled cheeses.
I cannot confirm if this is a real thing, but there may be a fetish where people Photoshop celebrities so they look like Jim Carrey in The Mask. But hey, there are fetishes for everything, right? Whatever does it for ya, I guess?
Why would you do this to Clippy, you pervert! All Clippy ever did was give you helpful tips on how to navigate Microsoft Word so you could get an A on your book report! And now you have impregnated him like this?! SHAME ON YOU.
You read that right! We're talking about buttchugging, because this list is freaking wild! Hey, men, you’re not the only ones who can make fools of yourselves by trying to ingest liquid through your butts. Ladies can be just as gross as you! Equality!
Someone decided that anime wasn't creepy enough, so they Photoshopped human teeth onto anime characters, and now I know that I'll have nightmares tonight. Cartoons can be very sweet and cute, or they can look like this. And they will make you realize exactly why animated characters never have real human teeth.
Because America wants ice trays full of meat and soup stock in their freezers. I’d love to see “soup guy” go on Shark Tank. Barbara and Mr. Wonderful would tear him apart. Cheers to 2017, but may there be far less disturbing internet content in the new year.