The evidence will be destroyed in about 20 minutes, mwuahahaha.
Welcome back to the squad, friend.
We get it, you went to college, Julia.
Joke's on him, no one is going to show up.
"You didn't order any fries, so I don't know why they gave you an empty box."
"I will learn from your mistakes and make them my victory!"
He may look sinister, but that's actually very nice of him.
It's the middle of winter yet they found a way to make you sweat.
Sometimes when history repeats itself onto someone else it's pretty satisfying.
Congrats, you've successfully fooled him... for now.
It definitely needs to soak for three days, so just leave it there.
Wow, it's truly stunning when history comes to life like this.
Never try to roast someone in public when they know all of your secrets.
"You, uh... think I should be applying for that?"
It never gets old... until 15 minutes and 137 posts later.