And you thought Ang Lee's 2003 take on the character had bad visual effects.
If J. Jonah Jameson got pictures of this, he'd fire Peter Parker on the spot.
This costume is not super effective. Where's Professor Oak to do some studies when you need him?
We find his lack of a proper costume disturbing.
If Velma ran into this, she'd keep her glasses off when she loses them.
This is not what rappers mean when they say to get bread.
We're going to make a hard left turn away from Sesame Street.
Mario may have gotten his hands on some funky mushrooms.
Did we just slip into a "Treehouse of Horror" episode? Ay carumba!
Someone's taking the pumpkin spice craze just a bit too far.