What is it with this show and showing us our fates?
Welp, this joke got entirely too real in the past few weeks.
There's a Simpsons quote and image for literally every situation.
We don't condone this type of action, but we understand it.
Homer having alien technology would explain how he's been able to survive some of the stuff he's survived.
Why can't we feel happy and rich for just five minutes?
They were at a, ahem... higher standard.
We'd wear this album out listening to it.
Just make sure you don't do air quotes with your fingers while in court.
At least they're still at subliminal messages and haven't moved to superliminal yet.
This is exactly what your alarm clock feels like on workdays.
Now that it's in our brains, we can't unsee it.
If your resolution is to get filthy, stinking rich, then open a gym in December.
If only we could all stay young as long as Bart, Lisa and Maggie have.
Fellas, pull this on your significant other and they'll find you too emotionally feeble to ever leave!