"Can't believe I'm missing my ninth rewatch of Stranger Things for this."
Your Netflix addiction is getting serious, like your relationship when you find someone as obsessed as you are.
It's a real Catch-22, which we hear is a book, which we hear is something people used for entertainment before Netflix came around.
We're cool with our friends and family judging us, but not you, Netflix... not you.
"What the heck are we supposed to do now, go outside or something?"
"Welp, outside sucks, so let's find another show to binge."
We know how the stop button works, so you can stop asking already.
The White Rabbit
"Wow... why does it smell like someone who hasn't slept or showered in a fortnight?"
We love Netflix because of all the new content, but we're afraid of change so we'll just continue living in the '90s.
The fact the most bingable show of all time The Office is making this joke means they know what how we watch them.
Netflix and Movie Fans
Anyone could run a 5K in 45 minutes, but how many people can watch 12 years worth of seasons in a single weekend?
And who says a story about a boy wizard isn't at all relatable?
If we keep telling ourselves this then it's bound to be true!
Forget lobster dinners, this is the best way to set the mood on a hot date.
What's on Netflix
Careful, Netflix, or we'll go out... and binge shows on Disney Plus instead.