"Creating a person who's 50% of this person I don't get along with sounds like a swell idea!"
Better just keep blaming video games and movies, then.
Who cares if they're anxious and depressed as long as they don't get any Bs?
Note to everyone: When you're an adult, don't let your parents monitor your bank statements.
Gotta save up in that secret bank account so you can move out ASAP.
Sounds like she should be the one removed from the family.
Hopefully they didn't take the ladder or grappling hook, cause you're gonna need them to leave and use the bathroom.
Ah yes, it's so easy for 11 year-olds to live on their own.
Just not in the way you were hoping for.
Dang, the dude got busted as a liar and only got four likes out of it smdh.
If your kids don't want to see you, there just might be a good reason for it.
Smile now before you cry every year wondering why your adult kids never want to visit.
It's always a sad day when you realize your kids are smarter than you, especially if they're still in elementary school.
Uh... we seem to have wildly different definitions of the word "great."
"Well, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet, so I'm justified while you aren't for some reason."