"Creating a person who's 50% of this person I don't get along with sounds like a swell idea!"
Mcswaggen
Better just keep blaming video games and movies, then.
ryukensfj69
Who cares if they're anxious and depressed as long as they don't get any Bs?
VeganSpringRoll
Note to everyone: When you're an adult, don't let your parents monitor your bank statements.
reddit
Gotta save up in that secret bank account so you can move out ASAP.
Sweeting01
Sounds like she should be the one removed from the family.
PaulieWinkyFace
Hopefully they didn't take the ladder or grappling hook, cause you're gonna need them to leave and use the bathroom.
LouSpowel
Ah yes, it's so easy for 11 year-olds to live on their own.
Pfaok
Just not in the way you were hoping for.
5uicidalxD
Dang, the dude got busted as a liar and only got four likes out of it smdh.
Bagelzaner
If your kids don't want to see you, there just might be a good reason for it.
Pica-BooTheBalloon
Smile now before you cry every year wondering why your adult kids never want to visit.
It's always a sad day when you realize your kids are smarter than you, especially if they're still in elementary school.
ClayBeatOpTic
Uh... we seem to have wildly different definitions of the word "great."
PeatearBuggy
"Well, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet, so I'm justified while you aren't for some reason."
macgreer34