Kamala at her incredible speech. Making history and putting wind in these young men’s sails after what was undoubtably a heroic, inspirational loss. How inspirational? Harris mentioned the word inspiration over 2x per minute in her speech. THAT INSPIRATIONAL.What a legend. Making waves with the Bison, but Camela is making larger waves than the Bison. Her waves come with brown floaters and no- those are not Babe Ruth bars…. Those are artisan crafted balsa wood invitations to a White House Tour. The last recipient of this stoic and prestigious invitation had theirs lab tested. The results are what later led to the SEC and FBI closing the shop doors at the Hunter Hunting for Hunnies Foundation. Results showing trace amounts of highly refined Fun Dip powder, a pubic hair from an indigenous Telly tubby tribe along with unidentifiable blood stains from different Smurfs. The DOJ has been looking in to that since the results were released to the public just before COVID was announced. Pelosi ensures that “the matter will be taken seriously, as we are talking about indigenous, living things without apparent pubic hairs.” We are paraphrasing due to redacting and obstruction of testimony. It was not obstructed before we gave Kamala’s husband a ride to the Horny Pink Hippo, however. We have yet to hear from Mr. camel Aharass, but KJP said in a press release that “Look, I know.. Kamala’s slave, I mean husband intimately well. He is in chains when he’s not in public. He did nothing wrong except steal my dream woman away from me. I’ll refer you to the DOJ with any remaining questions.” #kamalaharris #camel #whateverhernameis #incredible #inspiration

Kamala at her incredible speech. Making history and putting wind in these young men’s sails after what was undoubtably a heroic, inspirational loss. How inspirational? Harris mentioned the word inspiration over 2x per minute in her speech. THAT INSPIRATIONAL.What a legend. Making waves with the Bison, but Camela is making larger waves than the Bison. Her waves come with brown floaters and no- those are not Babe Ruth bars…. Those are artisan crafted balsa wood invitations to a White House Tour. The last recipient of this stoic and prestigious invitation had theirs lab tested. The results are what later led to the SEC and FBI closing the shop doors at the Hunter Hunting for Hunnies Foundation. Results showing trace amounts of highly refined Fun Dip powder, a pubic hair from an indigenous Telly tubby tribe along with unidentifiable blood stains from different Smurfs. The DOJ has been looking in to that since the results were released to the public just before COVID was announced. Pelosi ensures that “the matter will be taken seriously, as we are talking about indigenous, living things without apparent pubic hairs.” We are paraphrasing due to redacting and obstruction of testimony. It was not obstructed before we gave Kamala’s husband a ride to the Horny Pink Hippo, however. We have yet to hear from Mr. camel Aharass, but KJP said in a press release that “Look, I know.. Kamala’s slave, I mean husband intimately well. He is in chains when he’s not in public. He did nothing wrong except steal my dream woman away from me. I’ll refer you to the DOJ with any remaining questions.” #kamalaharris #camel #whateverhernameis #incredible #inspiration

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“Right?” -Kamala Harris Iconic and unforgettable words said only 15 times in her latest speech to a Team of Championship Footballers. Sound low-grade compared to Biden finally visiting Ohio? Guess again. These are Howard Bison footballers, the recipients of several Chinese grants since Harris’s time there. What was meant to be a speech to a winning Bison Team came instead as a celebratory loss! Each player was given a bow and a kiss on the cheek for participation by Pete Butigeg. This wasn’t enough for all American rejects. Powting ensued. Harris led the powt through downtown after arresting the St. Patrick’s parade participants. The team (including Kamala, after crying on the field) received gift bags from the shadowy corpse, Mr. White House Handler. Inside are junior size condoms that have had a dirty Wuhan needle poked through, a pair of authentic Ukrainian certified 3” rusty nails with a machine/hand signed letter of thanks from Zalensky, himself. It reads “Thanks $. From Little Z and The Big Guy”. Most importantly, who could forget the signature Harris touch to the gift bags, a Harris dirty tamp soaking at the bottom of the bag! Each tamp donated at a modest profit by Mr. Camel Aharass, Kamala’s sackless, basement-bound husband. So what does the future hold for such a forward thinking family? Analysts and speculators report rumors of a new addition to the gift bag- Hunter artisan glass crack pipes imported and distributed by none other than Fred Savage… They are an equal opportunity company… One thing can be said after this momentous, yet extremely simple speech. What does nuclear mean? A gift bag of dirty tamps and broken condoms from Kamala. Paid for by taxpayers. But at least we are supporting the marginalized and forgotten, like Fred Savage and Zelensky. #harris #politics #cheddah #kamalaharris #inspiration #makinghistory #fredsavage

“Right?” -Kamala Harris Iconic and unforgettable words said only 15 times in her latest speech to a Team of Championship Footballers. Sound low-grade compared to Biden finally visiting Ohio? Guess again. These are Howard Bison footballers, the recipients of several Chinese grants since Harris’s time there. What was meant to be a speech to a winning Bison Team came instead as a celebratory loss! Each player was given a bow and a kiss on the cheek for participation by Pete Butigeg. This wasn’t enough for all American rejects. Powting ensued. Harris led the powt through downtown after arresting the St. Patrick’s parade participants. The team (including Kamala, after crying on the field) received gift bags from the shadowy corpse, Mr. White House Handler. Inside are junior size condoms that have had a dirty Wuhan needle poked through, a pair of authentic Ukrainian certified 3” rusty nails with a machine/hand signed letter of thanks from Zalensky, himself. It reads “Thanks $. From Little Z and The Big Guy”. Most importantly, who could forget the signature Harris touch to the gift bags, a Harris dirty tamp soaking at the bottom of the bag! Each tamp donated at a modest profit by Mr. Camel Aharass, Kamala’s sackless, basement-bound husband. So what does the future hold for such a forward thinking family? Analysts and speculators report rumors of a new addition to the gift bag- Hunter artisan glass crack pipes imported and distributed by none other than Fred Savage… They are an equal opportunity company… One thing can be said after this momentous, yet extremely simple speech. What does nuclear mean? A gift bag of dirty tamps and broken condoms from Kamala. Paid for by taxpayers. But at least we are supporting the marginalized and forgotten, like Fred Savage and Zelensky. #harris #politics #cheddah #kamalaharris #inspiration #makinghistory #fredsavage