For those of you thinking, "You know what? The internet hasn't provided an utterly insane trend for people to follow lately," fear not! Your hopes and prayers have been answered, thanks to the inexplicable sensation known as the #fishbra.

Want to join in on the #fishbra craze? The steps are simple:

1. Remove your bikini ”” wait, where are you going? This is legit, I swear!

OK, where was I?

1. Remove your bikini top. 

2. Catch a fish.

3. Place the fish in front of your, um, "pufferfish" so they're adequately covered.

4. Snap a pic, 'gram it, hashtag it. 

5. Have fun dealing with future employers who Google you and find this!

Why, exactly, are women doing this? My guess is it's for the "halibut." 

The "halibut." Say it out loud. I'll wait. 

These women are proving the old adage wrong. You can tune a piano and tuna bra. 

If you feel like playing on expert mode, why not go for a #fishbra and a #crossbowbra? Cupid's arrow just seems quaint by comparison.

PETA is generally all about lascivious imagery, but something tells us they might take issue with these pics. Sorry, PETA! My former roommate is a member of you, if that helps.

I've certainly heard of #freethenipple, but never #fishthenipple. Is this the beginning of a new wave of feminism?

When I went to the beach as a kid, I was so ashamed of my body, I would wear a T-shirt in the water. Now, women are confidently showing off what they've got with only a fish covering them. The times, they are a-changin'. 

I would love to see an update of Dr. Seuss' One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish that takes this trend into account. Though it'd probably be an NSFW work. 

"Halibut." Do you guys get it, yet? It sounds like "hell of it." Pretty good joke, right?

Anyway, this lady put a fish in front of her breasts. 

Men, if you're feeling left out, don't worry! As you can see from this not-at-all scarring photo, the #fishbra craze is unisex! Though make sure the fish ain't moving first. You don't want it seeing your tackle and getting any ideas.