Don't sit at the GTA table, they'll totally steal your dessert.
Dang, there's still a lot of tension between Mario and Donkey Kong from their beef back in the day.
Whatever you choose, this is probably the loudest cafeteria of all time.
We don't know why everyone is dressed so dapper to eat lunch in a public school, but we're here for it.
This school sneaking off at night to visit the Old Hollywood Men's School students is an old Hollywood film we'd love to see.
Ugh, a food fight would actually improve the stink in this room.
Any male villain that accidentally walks into this cafeteria would get shoved in a locker so fast.
We choose Michael Cera because we can't stand seeing him sit there all alone.
Tool is like the nerdy girl that once you remove her glasses and ponytail you realize she had sweet bass licks and heavy guitar riffs this whole time.
Honestly, in a high school full of Ryan Goslings, we're happy to be anywhere
You can't really go wrong anywhere except sitting with Hulk, because that dude has some serious anger issues.
This is a strange school where the popular kids like "Shake It Off" and "You Belong With Me" aren't welcome.
While Kubrick is smart, he's also that kid that takes things way too seriously and freaks everyone out.
You're never supposed to discuss politics at meal time, but in this scenario, we'll make an (American) exception(alism).
Honestly... we think we'll just go eat alone out on the bleachers.