When you're sad, cheering up isn't about what you eat ice cream, but how.
The most painful part of this are all the strangers plunging spoons into his inner thigh.
When ice cream is denied to you, use your brain to make it available.
That's some absolute A+ detective work there, Pikachu.
This would be amazing since it'd completely eliminate secondhand smoke.
You can't have a meme piece without SpongeBob, although this is more horrifying than we anticipated.
It's an accurate depiction, which is sometimes the most hurtful type of depiction there is.
No, because we wouldn't do that to ice cream, so just eat it the way the good lord intended it.
Great, now all you need is a hamburger-flavored ice cream and make a sandwich-flavored ice cream sandwich.
It almost makes us want to remove all our real teeth and wear dentures just to get that ice cream in us quicker.
Shhh, no one tell them that sugar alcohol won't get you lit.
Why do they even advertise it on the menu if it's never available?
Cotton candy and Mountain Dew is the perfect overly sugary combo for when you try to remove your real teeth to replace them with dentures.
This is like finding a four-leaf clover under a lucky rabbit's foot under a winning lottery ticket.
The memes have spread to the ice cream itself, and we're not sure how we feel about it.