You know you're in love when they fart and you cue the backup dancers. @your_1_fan_bb
And then he sweats all over you and you can't move and you want to die but you still love him so it's fine. @zulu.lele.mama
But if I close my eyes, I can't see you. Duh. @no
Imma 'bout to kick your mood's ass. @noooooidonot
When you are in a relationship, you'll never go cold. Unless he blasts the AC and you run cold. Then we don't know what to tell you. @cerealandforks
When you become that gross couple that everyone hates. @Quartzcat42
She's a pain in the ass, but she's so cute though. @mariopalush
This is so sweet, it'll make you throw up your lunch. #vomit @noooooidonot
When you won the boyfriend lottery and you want to rub it in a little. @Ship
Everyone is annoying. At least you are having regular sex. @noooooidonot
Beautiful inside and out. And delicious. And smells great. And.. @more_girls_than_you_think_are_like_this.
Sexy and they will talk shit with you? You Win! @romanrochelle
You've been with him for 60 years... but still. @patskam
Just do yourself a favor and don't start dressing alike. Thanks. @Terrie
If you stare into space long enough, will they come back faster? @noooooidonot