News Reporter in Denver has his camera shot by Police
My dad spent a week in a hospital for a heart attack and this is what we owe
I'm the only person in my entire office of 30 people who dressed up today and I'm in a full body banana suit.
In 2015, a Texas plumber who sold his truck to a dealership found out that the decals were not removed when it ended up in the hands of ISIS
My backyard after the gender reveal party on Saturday
In-laws invited us over for dinner; it was a trap
Came home late from work, drop my open sandwhich in the parking lot. Go to make pasta, the first pot slips and I pour it all on the ground. Make a second pot and the handle straight up breaks and my pasta goes everywhere. Didn't eat; had a lil cry.
Their flight left 2hrs ago
I work at a small coffee shop. My boss just absent-mindedly poured unroasted beans into a batch of roasted ones. Here's us separating 10,000 beans...by hand.
When you’re working from home and you hit video instead of audio
When the earthquake hits at the wrong time
She traded me for the window seat before we got on the plane
Yearbook photo from my first year as a teacher.
Went to the barber for a haircut. Tipped well. Went home and noticed this…
Bought 60 doughnuts for the office today to celebrate my 20th birthday, only to be told I need to self isolate/ work from home for the next week
My mailbox was blown up by lightning last night
My boss's secretary quit this morning after delivering breakfast.
I now remember that yesterday I wanted a cool soda
Jonah Hill dropping his coffee
DoorDash sent me this as a delivery confirmation photo...
This kid ran into a lamppost while chasing his favourite soccer player
If you're having a bad day just remember, you could be the guy who's driving a bus full of potential Coronavirus carriers to quarantine while being observed by a man in a hazmat suit
My house burned down...
my compensation for working through a pandemic for the past 3 months...
My friend works as an extra in movies and does stock photography.... just saw him pictured as a sex offender on a bus in Florida
My dad says, “Google is doing this stupid thing where the blur the top left part of the results. Facebook is doing it too actually.” He melted the top left corner of his screen.
Turned my back for a minute and she peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice...
Not only did grandpa already have this shirt, he was wearing it when he unwrapped it.
In Colorado, due to rock fall, a 20 mile stretch of highway now has a 238 mile, 4.5 hour detour.