These People Are Confessing Their Most Embarrassing Date Stories Ever - Come Up For Coffee | Memes

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1. Come Up For Coffee

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Let me please add one of these bad dates to the list. I met with a guy at a bar who already had a drink when I got there. I ordered one for myself and he let me pay which is totally fine. The next round he looked at me deadpan and said, "You buy this one. I'm a feminist." Okayyyyyy. He then told me that he joined the gym at Planet Fitness but only to use their showers because he lived in his car, a Prius. He moved into his car because he got evicted for putting a kiddie pool on the roof of his building and it flooded the entire building. That was 3 years ago but he still lived in his car. He was 40.

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2. Thanks Mom. We Got It.

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3. She Was In Tears

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4. Ah, $hit

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5. Perfect Timing For A Nosebleed

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6. Not The Way To Do It

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7. To The Point Of Vomiting

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8. Actual Food Poisoning

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9. Things That Make You Go Boing!

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10. He Was A "Good Guy"

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11. Not Looking For The Same Things Obvi

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12. It's Not What It Looks Like

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13. Who Doesn't Know What CPR Is?

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14. Ending Up At The Health Center

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15. We Hear Wedding Bells!

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16. He Actually Fell Asleep

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17. The Flowers Were Dead

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18. There Are So Many Other Options For A Sober Person!

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19. The Ears Are Off Limits

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20. Not Quite A Rom Com

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21. Same With This One

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22. When You Had To Hide It From Mom

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23. This Is Where We Need To Start Creating Boundaries

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24. When You Are The Mess

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25. Grandma Knew What Was Up

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26. Is This A Date Or What?

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27. A Traffic Violation!

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28. Can I Please Put You On Hold?

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