You understand why your husband doesn't want you to spend all your money on shoes and booze, but then he needs to reign it in with his Gremlins toys. Ah, married life. @Motherplaylist

Married life is about making mistakes and THEN LEARNING FROM THEM AND TRYING TO NEVER MAKE THESE MISTAKES AGAIN. @idkwhat2nameme

This meme does not include the bloating, gas, weight gain and extreme fatigue that pregnancy brings on that the husband doesn't have to feel in any way at all. @spicydisastermama

You're married now so middle fingers in the air. Tell him, boy, bye. @dead.dreams.memes

At least in this meme he got to sleep with the dogs. @classicalfuck

The first thing you need to learn when you get married is that any variation of sexy time has to happen BEFORE you stuff your face. @queenzofmemes

Married life really means existing together without driving one another crazy and wanting to run away into the woods and never come back again. @tootiefur

When we got married, I said I would share my life with you. I did not say that I would share my chocolate pie. @dadlifememes

You married a man. A man who hopefully knows how to feed himself. @laughwhilstyouscroll

Got into a little fight with the hubby? Take a tip from this meme and show some skin and things should clear up in no time. @bitcheswhomeme

Again. If he brings home another Star Wars toy, you get to buy that weird face wand you've been dying to buy and then never use. @dadlifememes

Getting married means In sickness and health. In dad jokes and farts. Til death do you part. @ccbb.tr.memes

And sometimes the trick to a successful marriage is just admitting that you are wrong and then telling your wife how pretty she is. @dadlifememes

And while we are at it, here is another way to save any marriage. You're welcome! @mamaneepsa_nap

And if you can't seem to make married life work, just end it all with a squirrel and some serious rage. @mamamemest

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