Pro tip: Next time you find yourself in a hospital, corner your nurse and ask them which doctor they would want attending to a family member. You're welcome. @nursing_life.ig

Brb. Gotta go hide in a closet while you take off all your clothes. @dumbnewgrads

Here's some nurse lingo for you: NPO = Nil Per Os = Nothing By Mouth. @nursingwhilenursing

Can you let me live for one minute PLEASE!? @funny_nurses

Have you ever seen a nurse actually sit down? Nope. And you may never have the chance. @opearcare

Nurses practically live at the hospital so why do they even bother to pay rent? @nursesofinstagram

The question is: When have we actually been properly staffed? @keto.lvt

Take your job and multiple the hours by three, then subtract any chairs or anywhere to sit, plus crying and then add blood, sweat and tears. So, no. I'm not going to make it to your dog's birthday party. @nursesofinstagram

I'm here. Go ahead and keep talking, just don't ask me to talk back. @nursing_life.ig

Maybe these nurses should check into a hospital for a few days just to take a little break and get a little pampering. @nursesofinstagram

Life is much better when everyone around you is sleeping or sedated. @nursesofinstagram

Okay, I put the sheet on. Is my shift over now? @nurseandlifestyle

Just remember who is administering your drugs next time you cop an attitude. @funny_nurses

Cue disgruntled older couple saying, "Are you even old enough to be a nurse." @nicuhumorprn

Hello, nice to meet you. I'm your nurse. Not your personal assistant. @ednurselifenz

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